I'm 16, probably 17 by the time the first person reads this.
Ah.
Who am I kidding. Nobody will ever read this! So I can just write what I want really.
I HAVE INAPPROPRIATE FEELINGS FOR SMALL ANIMALS.
Except not hamsters. Believe me, a Hamster is a real turn off.
So in conclusion: 16, almost 17, turned off by hamsters. I would say that's a fair description.